Dear influential personality,

We are delighted that your life journey has led you to discover our organization.
Perhaps you have met one of our members in the flesh. Or maybe not; we appreciate anonymity. We see and know everything as a shepherd sees and knows the whole flock, our eyes looking at the masses to identify any threat to the survival of the human species. We are the bearers of new dawns, the guardians of the human species.

Once a member, the requirements are not imposing and often spaced several years apart. Our requests are simple and can therefore be difficult to understand, but disloyalty is not tolerated. You need to understand this before applying. Members must fulfill their oaths to the Illuminati in all circumstances and recognize that they are only part of a much larger universal goal.